Once upon a Christmas Scary or When Poe Met Dr Seuss
Once Upon a Christmas Scary
By Jeff Goulding
Once upon a Christmas scary
Children tucked up in their beds
dreamt of sleighs and elves and fairies
and Reindeer’s pranced inside their heads.
But their toys and gifts lay smashed in pieces
’cause Santa Claus had lost his head
and though his Elves were brave and fearless
he’s chopped them up and now they’re dead.
Now Santa’s axe is dripping blood
and hounds from hell will pull his sleigh.
He’ll visit you and all your brood
and bring holy horror this Christmas day.
Merry Christmas One and All