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Once upon a Christmas Scary or When Poe Met Dr Seuss


Once Upon a Christmas Scary

By Jeff Goulding


Once upon a Christmas scary

Children tucked up in their beds

dreamt of sleighs and elves and fairies

and Reindeer’s pranced inside their heads.


But their toys and gifts lay smashed in pieces

’cause Santa Claus had lost his head

and though his Elves were brave and fearless

he’s chopped them up and now they’re dead.


Now Santa’s axe is dripping blood

and hounds from hell will pull his sleigh.

He’ll visit you and all your brood

and bring holy horror this Christmas day.


Merry Christmas One and All

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