Once Upon a Christmas Scary

By Jeff Goulding

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Once upon a Christmas scary

Children tucked up in their beds

dreamt of sleighs and elves and fairies

and Reindeer’s pranced inside their heads.

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But their toys and gifts lay smashed in pieces

’cause Santa Claus had lost his head

and though his Elves were brave and fearless

he’s chopped them up and now they’re dead.

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Now Santa’s axe is dripping blood

and hounds from hell will pull his sleigh.

He’ll visit you and all your brood

and bring holy horror this Christmas day.

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Merry Christmas One and All

Published by jeffgoulding

I am Jeff Goulding, I am the author of three books about Merseyside Football; red Odyssey: Liverpool FC 1892-2017; Stanley Park Story: Life, Love and the Merseyside Derby and We Conquered all of Europe: Red Odyssey II. You can also find my work on www.thisisanfield.com I hope you enjoy your time on my pages. You'll never walk alone. View all posts by jeffgoulding